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I would say that Christmas is my Super Bowl as a mom. Preseason starts as soon as schools start in September. I become so overcome with the excitement that I can’t let the first leaf of the trees turn colors let alone hit the ground. I can almost see the wrapping paper being shredded and…
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If you have had the pleasure of reading my first blog post and you don’t know me personally you were probably left wondering “What the hell can this bitch possibly do for a living?” and “Why hasn’t she posted another gripping autobiographical excerpt?” I don’t have a normal 9-5. I can not have a normal…
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My entire life I have had completely unhinged word vomit. Completely bite my tongue off to try to stop myself, off the wall, inappropriate at all the absolute worst times possible intrusive thoughts that just explode out of my mouth. I can find something funny to say during any horrible situation. Funerals. National tragedies. I…
